(Countdown to Cockcage Skifuck World fic starting...)

So like, dipping their wangs in hot wax and making a weiner candle?

This has to be the most meme question ever asked.

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Don't mess with the banana don!

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In movies and TV shows whenever you hear a wolf howl, that’s actually a recording of a loon.

All that Shane moaning? Also a loon.

It's loons all the way down.

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The blue and the dim and the dark shots
Of night and light and the half light,
I'd spread Ayn Rand porn under your feet:
But I, Zach Snyder, have only my dicks;
I've spread Gotham dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dicks."

In the Snyderverse if two male characters have a rational conversation, their dicks drop off.

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[re: seeking a variety of acting roles]

"I think everyone is born funny. Sadly, some lives beat it out of them... I was encouraged to see the humor in life and have always been around people who think funny, but I know some hilarious people whose sense of humor saved them from their lives."

RIP Catherine O'Hara.

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"Let's eat, Shane" and "Let's eat Shane" are very different ideas.

Get you an Ilya that can do both!

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If Western Animation Style Had Not Wanked For Thee Thou Hadst Had No Hot Sauce?

In the Crab Nebula, Bojack Horseman and spicy food are core tenets of Puritanism.

God I love the idea of a stern man in a black hat with a buckle frowning mightily and muttering to the lord as he animates a horse man having unsatisfying sex with a pink cat lady.

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